It's time to blog again. Twitter is fun, but eventually makes you bad and stupid. Facebook is bad and stupid and makes you want to hurt people. Instagram is for people who need the picture menu at McDonalds. Web mags like Slate and Vox got everything so wrong over the last year that if they dare to mention the notion of the fourth estate, they should be blasted to the damn moon. Youtube is for poor narcissists. Cable networks are for rich narcissists. Netflix steals your time. Amazon steals your money. The rest of the internet is porn. And 99% bad porn, at that.
But blogs aren't bad. In fact, blogs are good again. I'm going to blog from now on. Even if nobody reads any of it, it's a million times better than being online in any other form or fashion. You should blog, too.
